Now you too can have..


..Weapons, Weapons, Weapons.



Lead single Spider video is now launched, sent forth and released!



Who are the 'Golfers?

Kenneth 'Ethereal' Rasmussen : Vocalisations, Violin.
Ian Key : Vocalisations, Guitar, Ukelele, Keyboard.
Dirty Dan Harris : Mouth Percussion, Miscellaneous noise.

Grab on to the thrilling epic tour-de-force Japanese Golfers success
compendium of musical debut mastery today!

Click here to obtain Weapons, Weapons, Weapons
- now including two tracks that are special!


What does the press say?

For that, you should check out this interview, conducted by a local journalist
over the phone with JG co-founder Ethereal. A transcribed excerpt follows;

"[..]What do you add to the world of music? Is what I think they (the critics [edt.]) want to know.
-Basically we fill a void here, because I don't think that any other band has ever attempted something like this. And we do touch on some important topics here, for example we have the 'Dylan Hunt, a Hero From Another Time' song.. and that touches on some fairly taboo things I would say, because it's a bit homo erotic in nature.[..]"

What are our heroes saying?

With much pride, visions of conquest and exhibitions of power we present..
the Weapons, Weapons, Weapons lyrics! Appreciate our token of generosity and potential enlightenment!

Shadows Desend

Shadows desend death from above we live

When you're sailing on the noob sailboat
I'm gonna rip you off with my toung
Leave onily the heart as a tropy and say 'I win!'
And the Black Dragon live on

Shadows desend death from above we live

Wearing a wolf cause the weather is cold
Frozen by the sub zero
And the Black Dragon live on

Jony crepted tward him still wearing his sunglasses
He crepted tward on his hyne legs
A vapirier for Scrpoin
For Scrpoin

Finsh this if u like

Spider

There was a clan called the Haru Spider
There was a race of half humans half spider
One day they actacked the Haru Spiders
Spider was the only survivor

He then run and stomp on the person head and yells,
'You will never win!'

Spidder, spidder, spidder..

He then let go of the web and explod

Mymysong.nl

Goede dag, ik ben Henk Janssen aka mysod | Juven1le van www.mysod.nl

Ik schrijf jullie voor een sponsorship, willen jullie mischien wat muizen
en t-shirts aan ons schenken?

Kijk voor meer informatie op www.mysod.nl

H. Janssen
www.mysod.nl


God dag, jeg er ansvarlig for Razer's sponsorater.

Jeg maa beklageligvis tilstaa, at jeg ikke taler Hollandsk, og at du derfor bliver noedt til at kommunikere
enten paa Dansk eller Engelsk. Og undlad venligst at bruge Babelfish, tak.

Med venlig hilsen,
Kenneth Rasmussen
Team Manager
Razer USA


Dankuwel voor de interesse in een sponsorship regeling met www.mysod.nl

Wij zijn nu 30 jaar actief in de electronische sportwereld, met een 6 maanden sterke line up,
die ook op de CPL actief wil zijn - als jullie de kosten op jullie rekening willen nemen.

Ik zie graag een professionele relatie tegemoet.

Hoogachtend,
Henk Janssen - Mysod | Juvenile
www.mysod.nl


Vi fortsaetter altsaa med at kommunikere paa obskure sprog, hvilket som saadan er fint nok.
Okay, Razer har nogle kritererier som skal opfyldes for, at man overhovedet kan blive betragtet for et sponsorat.
De vigtigste 2 punkter er foelgende: At jeres organisation har eksisteret i over 2 aar -
og at I deltager til mindst 12 "live events" om aaret.

Med venlig hilsen,
Kenneth Rasmussen
Team Manager
Razer USA


Hey Kenneth - Mysod.nl (www.mysod.nl) heeft een lange geschiedenis als een stabiele organizatie
voor en door gamers met een lange lijn van de meest betrouwbare en professionele cyberatleten.
Na enige line-up schomellingen zijn we nu in het stadium van de meest succesvolle gamers van nederland beland.

Mysod.nl heeft meerdere malen meegedaan in dé toptournooien in de benelux en internationaal -
12 maal aan de Eurocup, driemaal met succes in the halve finale tegen andere topteams zoals Ewoks (2-1)
en een gelijkspel tegen Nordic Division.

Wij zijn nu klaar voor de CPL, en wij kunnen Razer daar vertegenwoordigen met professionele aandacht.
www.mysod.nl en Razer - een professionele samenwerken voor stabiliteit in de scene.

Heel erg bedankt voor de mogelijkheid Kenneth,
-Henk (www.mysod.nl)


Jeg maa beklageligvis konkludere, at jeres hold ikke opfylder vores kriterier for sponsorerede
hold paa nuvaerende tidspunkt. Vi vil selvfoelgelig gerne hjaelpe opkommende hold, men vi har desvaerre ikke uendelige midler,
og bliver derfor noedt til at prioritere. I skrivende stund har vi desuden allerede naaet vores kvota for Europaeiske CS klan sponsorater.
Jeg foreslaar, at I proever at skrive til mig igen om 3-4 maaneder, og vi kan se paa situationen der. Ingen garantier dog.

Med venlig hilsen,
Kenneth Rasmussen
Team Manager
Razer USA


Hey Kenneth en Razerguy,

Ik ben erg blij met de sponsorship en dat jullie een stabiele en professionele europese clan zoeken
- Ik, Henk Janssen - zal namens Mysod.nl (www.mysod.nl) jullie up-to-date houden van de ontwikellingen in de gaming scene
en alles dat met Mysod.nl te maken heeft.

Wellicht kunnen jullie me alvast wat muizen sturen voor een spoedige samenwerking, ik ben erg geďntresseerd in jullie product!

Jullie maat,
Henk, mysod | Juvenile

p.s. : hier volgt het adres voor de muizen, goodies en andere producten..


Statement - Razerguy - On behalf of Razer:

I'm very excited to present a partnership with the professional gaming organization mysod.nl.
It's an excellent match as both organizations have winning in their blood.
Now, together we hope to set a new standard for eSports in Nepal and the surrounding countries.

Razer has always prided itself on being at the leading-edge of computing peripherals.
We are the undisputed industry leader in high-end precision gaming technology.
Our earliest products are already the stuff of gaming legend.

Mysod.nl will be playing with the innovative Razer Diamondback gaming mouse
that has been developed as part of our "For gamers, by gamers" concept.

The Diamondback gives gamers the competitive edge needed to rise to the very heights of eSports success.
It is engineered to perfection by a team of dedicated professionals and has already achieved the coveted GameSpot Award in its field.
As before with the Boomslang, where we reinvented computer gaming, we're now heading toward the next quantum leap for electronic athletes.

mysod.nl will represent Razer at several top class international events.
Their next appearance will be at the esteemed Battle of Benelux. We're very much looking forward to seeing them in action!

Signed,
Razerguy


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Slovaaaak!!

Slovaaaak!!

Dylan Hunt, a Hero from another Time (Tyr Anasazi out of Victoria by Barbarosa)

(The universe doesn't always give you what you want, it gives you what you need.)

You're a beautiful man, a valiant man.
But sometimes fate is a hunter
Sometimes fate is a hunter

(Why did you betray us? Because you're so uncompromisingly inferior.)
Where'd you get those candles Tyr?
I rendered them from the fat of my enemies
But sometimes fate is a hunter
Sometimes fate is a hunter

And the Divine loves you Tyr
I am Tyr Anasazi out of Victoria by Barbarosa!

Trige
(featuring The Speedball on percussion!)

"It doesn't work like that MacLeod, you can't just run away with the woman."

Jack Nicholson with a Zatnikatel
Walking on the street and moving to the beat
The Goa'uld they're pretty cool
So come on everybody

Big neckless Rungo laughing at Mondo
Sprouting all the gore and smashing down doors
To golfballs lost in japanese court
Where Rungo says, 'Roar!'

Trige, Trige, Trige

Long Mondo man Pistolmouse fan
Frying in heat ring out plane seat
Where he goes see the eels in Hawii
All cargo so heavie

Jack Nicholson with pancake stack
Walking on the beach with Mondo on a leash
The Goa'uld think they're fools
So go home everybody

Sub-Zorro; 500 year old brother of Goro
Who watches Raiden undress others
Cause he's a raper he even went and fucked Raiden
Who was no gay man and wiped him when his butt was taken

Feel free to add more rapes

Trige, Trige, Trige

Faith of the Heart

It's been a long way
Getting from day to year
It's been a long time
But my time is finally here

And I will see my dream come to life at last
I will touch the sky
And they're not gonna hold me down no more
No they're not gonna change my mind

Cause I've got faith/strength of/in the heart/soul
Going where the heart will take me
I've got strength of the soul
Nothing's gonna bend or break me
I can reach in the stars
Cause I've got faith

"You can't save humanity without holding on to the thing that makes us human."

The Transformation

Aaaaaah! The transformation! Derek! No!


And remember..


The Divine loves you!



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